Memorial Day weekend is a time to remember how awesome barbeque and warm pools are

Saturday...(I probably missed a couple of things)

Breakfast/lunch:
Cheeseburger w/ onions (Trio)
Diet Coke

Diet Coke

Dinner:
Barbeque steak (yummm)
Small salad (lettuce, carrots, cherry tomatoes)
Herb-covered potatoes
Amstel light

3 Jack and Cokes

Sunday:

Breakfast/Lunch: (Health Bar)
Chicken sandwich with onions and honey mustard
Small salad (lettuce, carrots, cherry tomatoes)
Diet Coke

Glass of champagne

Starbucks skim grande mocha

Dinner at le chateau de parents:
Small piece of pork
1 potato
Small salad (lettuce, cherry tomatoes)
Cherries
Black Ukrainian rye bread with extra virgin olive oil and salt (too much of it)
Chocolate pound cake from Whole Foods (too much of it)
1 glass pure mango juice
2 cups peppermint tea

Monday
Breakfast: Diet Coke

Dinner/Memorial day "picnic" in Dupont Circle:
About 3 soft salami sandwiches (on burger buns)
A bunch of cherries
2 of those cute, tiny Pepsi cans

Post-dinner lazying at Ben and Jerry's: 1 small scoop of Sweet Cream and Cookies.

Post-dinner lazying at Cosi: 1 (rather big) margarita.

AT SOME POINT THIS WEEKEND, I HAD A LOT OF DORITOS AND POISONED MYSELF.

EXERCISE: 20 sit-ups, 20 minutes elliptical (while watching The Simple Life Goes to Fat Camp, natch.)